mostly-funnytwittertweets:

kigiom:

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

yardsards:

taako, upon being told that the only options were to abandon the world to the hunger or to let lucretia cast her barrier and destroy the world’s connections:

ALT

chimpanzeedotcom:

speakingintongues1983mp3download:

Day freaking one brother

positivelyenby:

Surprising hope coming from Louisiana! The state senate voted to table a bill that would ban trans youth healthcare!

thesinglesock:

in a modern AU Link would be Zelda’s only friend with a driver’s license and their chat history would look like this

nerd-vanna:

failbaby:

failbaby:

Me every time Trump mentions DeSantis

best tweet on earth. Sublime

I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious

memeclassheroes:

wolf-dog-freki:

nilkadnaquada:

midnightmadwoman:

pussyronin:

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

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